What funny things the publicity people get up to! When Ford organised their Main Dealer presentations of the Escort to customers they were faced with providing drinks which would liven up the general appreciation of the new car while being breathalyser proof. So they asked Schhh . . . You Know Who . . . to devise special non-alcoholic drinks. They came up with three—Schhh . . De Luxe, Schhh . . . Super and Schhh . . . GT, the last-named punch having a harmless amount of alcohol. If you want the recipe, ring Mary Baxter at HYDe Park 6050, telling her you read this in Motor Sport.