If you're quick: Murray's mug on a jug

You may not have realised it but the thing that’s missing from your life is a Murray Walker character jug. The good news is those stout fellows at Royal Doulton have leapt nobly into the void. In case you cannot make out the detail, the jug features the great man with a flag sprouting out of his head and a tyre on his shoulder. All need to do to make it yours is call 01782 292292 and part with a piffling £59.85. If the line’s engaged, keep trying. AF