How we managed all those years without a Bar at the Fork?
If the favourite motto of certain of the inhabitants of Weybridge must not be ” Silence is Golden” ?
And if racing enthusiasts do not prefer (Quick) Silver?
Whether the Professor is not really a great leg-puller, after all?
Whether, at some of the bigger Brooklands meetings, the sights to be seen at the top of the Test Hill do not more than adequately recompense one for the drag-up?
And if some of the ladies are aware of this?
Who was the originator of the Pull-over vogue at Brooklands?
Was it not a certain (S) ‘andy man?
And does he realise that everyone considers his sidecar was most appropriately named?
Why did the Foul cross the Straight?
Has it occurred to anybody to use all the five fuel economy devices which each guarantee a saving of 25 per cent., and thus manufacture petrol whilst running?
What is all this about the Temple-belle’s-ring?
If the latest ” glee” is not “Daddy, don’t go up the Blue Mine”?
Whether J. G. P. Thomas will not soon be soliloquising as follows :—” This is going to be a good lap, wasn’t it” ?
Is there to be another Brooklands cricket match this year?
If so, when?
Was not Tom ever a bit longer than his odds?
Is Mayo’s concertina mended yet?